I found a fetus behind my ear.

Im going back to school!

I sat on a bus one day.
It was raining and i wanted to get some hamburgers.
The rain beated the window with raindrops size of footballs.
There i sat and wondered, what would life be like if it would rain acid?
Suddenly..
The rain stopped..
I went outside and thought: "Whoopie, the rain stopped!".
Then it happened..
It started to rain ACID!
I quickly ran to the store to buy some hamburgers.
I got some hamburgers then I ran home.
When i came home..
Everyone had died.
Then i woke up.
It was all a dream.

I went to get a hamburger from the local grill
Suddenly it started raining
Now i am ill.

My nose is rotting and there's puss coming from it! Today when I went to the store everybody looked at my nose! MY NOSE IS A ROTTEN NOSE! PLEASE TOM FULP, PIMP MY NOSE!

It's raining again, but not donuts! Because it rains I decided to make a poem. Here it is:

Rainin'

It's rainin' and Im sad
Lalalala
Llalalalal
Dyydydyy
It's rainin'
Just like tears coming from my eyes
It's rainin'
Lalalalaaa

Yeah, it's true. I have crabs in my pants and they want to dance. I can't help it. It's already hard in my tight red jeans. I don't know what to do! So please help me, friends?