Total Medals Earned: 402 (From 98 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,325 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/380 points)
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (70/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Win the race.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 8/11 (95/140 points)
Medals Earned: 14/21 (145/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)